News Brief 2

December 10th, 2008 News Briefs

Dr. Helgesson:

A domestic terrorist website has been found at:

http://www.7shadesoflenity.com

It seems to still be in its formative stages, but it is there and operational. There’s even a page to allow people to join a mailing list. Our hackers are working on breaking in and capturing the entire list so we may bring them in to the Reintegration Center.

We believe their articles written in code, so we have sent some up to the DHS for analysis. We’ll send you the results as soon as they arrive, but they’re giving us the red-tape runaround, so we’re not expecting results any time soon (perhaps we can tap your connections on high?).

We’re scouring the net to counteract any campaigns they may have devised to draw attention to the website, like getting people to join their list. We are posting creative articles with defamatory evidence all over, but aren’t sure if putting that on the news would actually cause us more harm than good, and bring their name up for more people to see.

The registration page can be accessed here:

http://rivalenterprises.com/7shades/default.aspx?pg=53c542b5-d8dc-45b6-ac73-d97f6d57260a

We’re reprogramming routers on the Internet to prevent people from getting to it — like they did in China. We just have to find any backdoors and shut them down.

Nothing more to report at the moment,

Jurgen


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